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CLINT EASTWOOD - The Boogie Man may check his closet for Chuck Norris, but Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Clint Eastwood.


TAGS: clint eastwood chuck norris badass
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Dagger323

manos - February 4, 2014, 6:42 am
how effin true! if you hadnt made this poster i would. eastwood is a leage of his own
Valymar - December 26, 2012, 10:09 pm
Arrrr, I love Clint Eastwood. Thanks for this. :)
Dagger323 - October 21, 2011, 12:26 am
Thank you x 6 XD
Tarapin - September 25, 2011, 4:46 pm
And Clint checks his lawn for "d*** Kids"
Dagger323 - September 24, 2011, 5:51 am
Glad you enjoyed it :D
ladystarscream - September 24, 2011, 2:38 am
i like this one!!!
ICEMAN - September 23, 2011, 1:47 am
Nice x 5.


THAT WAS CLOSE - she almost dropped the phone


TAGS: bad parenting
Rating: 4.84/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 27, 2013, 2:14 pm
Meanwhile, elsewhere, child protective services is giving a parent the third degree for telling their chid to sit in the corner.
DonnieBluesky - January 29, 2013, 5:26 pm
Censored, huh? Whatta beech!
DonnieBluesky - January 29, 2013, 5:26 pm
Whatta b****!
buggy - December 24, 2012, 1:11 am
Selfish....
ughomer - October 9, 2012, 7:40 pm
One of your best!
JesusWept - October 7, 2012, 1:25 pm
Well, she's blonde XD
RONHUSTLEMAN - October 4, 2012, 9:23 am
Hilarious!!!
WTFO - September 30, 2012, 11:47 pm
Are you kidding???!!! Honestly, leopard print is so 1990s.
Krissie - September 30, 2012, 2:57 am
Seriously?? wow...stupid woman
Bolverk3778 - September 15, 2012, 5:46 pm
For God's sake (and the child's) Get a hands free headset woman!!
voodoo3535 - September 14, 2012, 3:22 pm
Yeeeccch


GLASGOW NEDS - now THAT is fashion!


TAGS: glasgow ned retard bad clothes ****head
Rating: 2.4/5

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dee - August 7, 2009, 5:49 am
it stands for non educated delinquents, scottish chavs basically.
Derek - August 6, 2009, 7:36 pm
What are "Neds"?


MY FRIEND SAID HIS DAY COULDN'T GET ANY WORSE - So I proved him wrong


TAGS: fire friend day bad
Rating: 4.67/5

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- June 10, 2012, 6:18 pm
Haha Thank5 for the chuckle
SteveFurlong - June 10, 2012, 9:02 am
For years when I've had a bad day I've used the catch-phrase, Well, at least I didn't catch myself on fire. Then one day I accidentally caught myself on fire. 5L for a good poster and bringing up demotivational memories.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 9, 2012, 9:46 pm
I told 5omething similar to customers with the same intent. Those who complain that the store has only 11 champagne glasses with particular etching and not a dozen.


YOU HAVE ANGERED THE BADGER -


TAGS: angered badger nice knowing you
Rating: 4.47/5

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falloutghoul - January 13, 2013, 9:01 am
I thought Honey Badger didn't care.


HAVING A BAD DAY - Don't worry that's when we go come to the rescue


TAGS: beerbulance having bad day rescue
Rating: 4.49/5

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thefunnyguy - January 10, 2012, 12:44 pm
I got a rock...
maoworks2 - January 9, 2012, 3:12 pm
I'll Have 6 Van Loads.
maoworks2 - January 9, 2012, 3:11 pm
I'll Have 6 Car Loads.


CORRELATIONS - Some people just don't get them


TAGS: badboy
Rating: 4.74/5

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RealityCheck - July 27, 2012, 2:10 am
Not so sure taking someone else's demotivational concept and reusing it is really kosher...


DISASTERS - They're not cheap!


TAGS: titanic obama oil rig challenger space ship disaster bad day tanker exxon valdez chernobyl nuclear power sub thresher navy liberals democrats health care
Rating: 3.04/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 30, 2010, 6:29 pm
This was made before there was a politifake.
Lincoln - December 30, 2010, 5:57 pm
Politifake, anyone?


9mm Ignorance -


TAGS: senseless police brutality bad cop bad cop dogs
Rating: 4.25/5

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Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 3:35 am
Just your local jack booted thug in action.
ughomer - August 22, 2014, 10:16 am
"Paws Down! Desist!!"
Reality Lord - August 21, 2014, 6:52 am

did the doggy have his hands up?


TIMOTHY DALTON - Because Daniel Craig will NEVER be this badass.


TAGS: james bond timothy dalton daniel craig badass bad ass wheelie semi
Rating: 2.55/5
DallasDeckard - December 12, 2010, 5:52 am
Daniel Craig isn't a pimple on Timothy Dalton's a**. T. Dalt was James Bond, while Daniel Craig turned it into The Bourne Supremacy. Craig couldn't be Bond if Sean Connery gave him lessons. Hopefully Craig has seen his last Bond film.
Bunny - May 18, 2009, 11:22 am
I hears ya, Mr. Dude. George Lazenby was the worst Bond by a mile, though. Oh, and if the job wiping sweat from Daniel Craigs balls is still open........
LogicDude - May 18, 2009, 10:48 am
Timothy Dalton as Bond!? He isn't worthy to wipe the sweat from Daniel Craig's balls. Dalton = Worst. Bond. EVER. Craig is great, but Sean Connery still RULES though!
Little Johnny - May 16, 2009, 11:51 am
OMG... Tim Dalton was the worst bond ever.


TROGDOR - He comes in the night.


TAGS: trogdor the burninator strongbad
Rating: 2.29/5

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funnyman37 - December 13, 2009, 3:54 pm
.............................................................................................................................................................................. but it's not night.
Charles - December 28, 2008, 11:13 am
He's not the only one! That does look pretty badass tho.


TATTOOS - That's right this baby is more of a badass then you will ever be.




FORTUNE -


TAGS: bad luck calendar
Rating: 4.77/5

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Sho - April 14, 2012, 6:10 pm
Poor little fellow


I R R E P R E S S I B L E - Resistant to failure Unmoved by fate or circumstances Unafraid...


TAGS: badass tattoo shark nub
Rating: 4.41/5

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twill1962 - September 15, 2012, 8:32 am
Only one word: AWESOME! 5Ls!


MOO'S BAD DAY - just got worse


TAGS: moo 17 bad day
Rating: 4.68/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 10, 2012, 8:41 pm
I may actually hold the record for tribute posters...Not because anyone actually likes me, But because there are so many funny Cow pics on the web. You'd be hard pressed to find one that hasn't been used.
Greeny - May 10, 2012, 7:57 pm
been done - 114632
dy2012 - May 10, 2012, 11:06 am
lol nice


KARAOKE - And on the 7th day god created earplugs




GOT YER NOSE! - I loved playing that game... ahhhhh such sweet childhood memories!


TAGS: uncle croc another bad touch
Rating: 4.86/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 11:46 pm
This is definitely the funniest one I've seen here.
uberduper - April 10, 2013, 8:24 pm
life ain't a fairy tale for us all
ICEMAN - November 8, 2010, 11:40 pm
Awwwwww, shiit. I missed Moooooooooooo. (sob)
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 11:30 pm
Ciao, dude.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 8, 2010, 11:24 pm
None. Off to work. Later Yo.
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 11:12 pm
How many of our conversations here make sense?
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 11:11 pm
At best, you're gonna end up with a lower back tattoo.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 8, 2010, 11:11 pm
Yay! It's back.....Now this whole conversation makes no sense....thanks Mr.M.
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 11:11 pm
That was the jar on the front porch... not the one in the garage!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 8, 2010, 11:10 pm
But you said it was OK and we could give each other back rubs after.....
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 11:08 pm
You have to stop drinking everything you find in a mason jar.
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 11:08 pm
The hell?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 8, 2010, 11:06 pm
No...I just lent it to a friend.......Introducing!!! Timmy The approval Mod!
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 11:04 pm
Did you lose your badge again?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 8, 2010, 11:02 pm
Ahhhhhhh I've been demoted. I knew I shouldn't have approved that Anime poster....
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 10:53 pm
I was counting one of yours... but you're right, that's ridiculous.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 8, 2010, 10:52 pm
I wouldn't go that far.......Maybe 5.
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 10:33 pm
Keep on looking... we have 6 or 7 more great ones here.
bigpicture - November 8, 2010, 10:30 pm
there needs to be more "nostalgic caption, horrific picture" type motifakes, when the connection between the picture and caption is solid, they inspire a "LOL, WUT" reaction that makes them funny... still, this is one of the best motifakes i have seen
CANADA - November 4, 2010, 12:13 pm
HA!
LogicDude - November 3, 2010, 5:21 pm
That's what happens when you stick your nose where it doesn't belong!
matt28 - November 2, 2010, 11:05 pm
Take that you d*** mammal! Hail reptiles! 5L
Derek - November 2, 2010, 9:44 pm
This is something baby elephant will never forget.
fred - November 2, 2010, 7:40 pm
Mama elephant in 1,2,...
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 6:36 pm
LOL!
Faceplant31 - November 2, 2010, 6:33 pm
ROR! I love it


THAT'S A GOOD EXAMPLE -


TAGS: bad
Rating: 4.43/5

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BAD DAYS - Even Superman has them




POST TURTLE - Cause your day sucked less than this.




BAD DAY -


TAGS: bad dwarf fight
Rating: 4.9/5

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mariand - September 24, 2011, 6:17 pm
LOL...
CloudchaserS - September 24, 2011, 10:43 am
I'd say well, yeah, you're obviously Grumpy


TOTALLY SCREWED - Did you ever get the feeling that it was going to be a really bad day ?


TAGS: toatally screwed bad day
Rating: 4.77/5

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ICEMAN - May 29, 2011, 11:52 pm
Only when you put up a poster. Heh, heh, heh.


PLANKING -


TAGS: stiff laid out too bad
Rating: 4.55/5

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forseti - July 25, 2011, 2:21 pm
They tried to make me go to rehab, I said "No, No, No"...


I WONDER WHY -




NERDS -


TAGS: nerd with huge glasses and bad teeth poster evolution
Rating: 4.73/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 15, 2013, 12:17 pm
Nerds do think of *** most of the time, but ironically enough they can also conduct an intellectual conversation; unlike your average Jock who doesn't even know how to put a letter into an envelope. 5L for the nerds!
Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 3:10 am
Thank you for supporting our community. Yes, I said community.
CloudchaserS - February 6, 2012, 12:41 am
Nerds are better in bed. Jocks are ***ier, but all they think about is sports. All nerds think about is ***


ACCOUNTABILITY -


TAGS: wording might be bad but the meters good
Rating: 4.75/5

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spacedog - November 9, 2010, 5:50 pm
Nice.


ASK YOURSELF... - how can your day get any worse than a half-naked Sean Connery with a gun?


TAGS: bad day sean connery
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by Zagato

Oldsod - November 11, 2013, 8:04 pm
Actually...he could make me watch "Zardoz" again...
Macumazahn - February 27, 2013, 7:46 pm
Hah. Give 'im a .455 Webley-Fosbury.
Zed - December 5, 2009, 3:22 am
Well, at least I'm in good company, then...
MrRandom - December 5, 2009, 3:22 am
What funny is that I did a similar comment, with similar terrible results, on one of Rons posters.
Zed - December 5, 2009, 3:22 am
okay, second comment.
Zed - December 5, 2009, 3:21 am
I knew I should have amended that first comment with "said in a scottish accent"
agdaniele - December 5, 2009, 3:21 am
Beats the hell out of using an extension cord to strap an electric mixer to himself.
Zed - December 5, 2009, 3:20 am
aaaaand, my previous point has been proven *facepalm*
MrRandom - December 5, 2009, 3:19 am
d*** Zed, you go through them that quickly?
Zed - December 5, 2009, 3:19 am
"Alex, I'll take strap-ons for $500"
agdaniele - December 5, 2009, 3:18 am
LMAO Sean... I won't ask why your brain approached it from that angle.
Zed - December 5, 2009, 3:17 am
with a strap-on harness.
spacedog - December 5, 2009, 3:17 am
Asking you to smell his gun? He doesn't have a holster.
MrRandom - December 5, 2009, 3:15 am
Two power d***os?
Sean - December 5, 2009, 3:14 am
OK, I'm not really saying that there is such a thing as a "power-d***o", but if there is, a n**** Sean Connery with one would be a lot worse than most things you could imagine.
Sean - December 5, 2009, 3:05 am
A fully n**** Sean Connery with a power-d***o.


Mclovin -


TAGS: superbad
Rating: 2.12/5

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Krista - July 16, 2009, 10:01 pm
I love Mclovin!haha
Mc Lovin - April 8, 2009, 1:55 am
f***in insult dude, he's right, it's "FAKE ID" i'd call officer slater you f***nuts
Invictus913 - November 24, 2008, 10:02 am
w...........tf.... your all retards, that isnt funny or profound...
Sarah - November 4, 2008, 10:28 pm
It's "Fake I.D, Fake I.D" ...ja****s


THE CONE OF SHAME -




NIKOLA TESLA WAS REALLY COOL -


TAGS: d*** this guy was insane he developed plans for a death ray and an earthquake machine holy **** i wanna meet this guy too bad he is dead
Rating: 4.56/5

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AudioStalker - March 18, 2010, 2:01 pm
Brilliant. 5 Magnetic kittens to this electric poster. (Awesome! :D)
lesterinside - March 11, 2010, 3:00 am
Yes, the internet is also a product of one his ideas. Wireless light bulbs and free electricity for everyone, only a real lunatic would be that generous. It's hard to imagine life without this Brilliant man. A/C rules
agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 8:38 pm
LOL!! There was a bit of a shadow there.
MrRandom - March 9, 2010, 8:35 pm
That, and a way to get rid of Edison.
agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 8:29 pm
So, he needed prozac?
MrRandom - March 9, 2010, 8:22 pm
The dude was a mad scientist after all.
TheTrashHeap - March 9, 2010, 8:11 pm
You really are a virgin eh Cpn!
CpnKangaroo - March 9, 2010, 8:01 pm
Tesla is in my top three people i want to meet if they were alive
Derek - March 7, 2010, 3:25 pm
Genius - both him and the poster
thatonechick - March 7, 2010, 11:14 am
ArcAttack uses badass Tesla coils.


TAROT CARDS -


TAGS: death star bad storm trooper
Rating: 4.48/5

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rerun - September 27, 2010, 7:31 pm

talk about ironic.....I got this quote somewhere, edited it down to fit this situation....however steven wright was NOT the person credited with the original quote
crankyhead - September 27, 2010, 7:21 pm
There's an old Steven Wright joke that goes: "I was up late last night playing poker with a deck of tarot cards... I made a full house and four people died." Your poster is still excellent though Rerun =)
rerun - September 27, 2010, 7:11 pm

what does steven wright have to do with this?
tarotgameplayer - September 27, 2010, 6:43 pm
I really like Steven Wright but this joke of his about playing poker with tarot is now dated because we should know by now from the internet that tarot cards really were designed for games. The joke made more sense when few of us could have known that.
rerun - September 26, 2010, 8:17 pm

my most recent sumbission. quite a difference
rerun - September 26, 2010, 3:34 pm

only have so many lines of text to work with in the generator....went with what I had 1st
Anonymous2 - September 26, 2010, 3:27 pm
That picture is full of nerd references, and you only pick up on the stormtrooper? (Those are Magic: The Gathering cards, not tarot cards)
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 1:23 pm
Magnificent
rerun - September 24, 2010, 10:35 pm

I wanted to make a specific card reference, but figured a general reference would probably be better
Claire - September 24, 2010, 10:09 pm
What a specific tarot card. That's when you know your fate is sealed.
jameswnash - September 24, 2010, 9:44 pm
LOL nice


WITH THE RIGHT OUTFIT - Even a pussy can look badass




STEALING - Don't do it... The Government hates competition


TAGS: stealing is bad
Rating: 4.24/5

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M0rd3kaI - October 29, 2013, 7:02 pm
Old poster, very much forgotten, no matter how bad...
fascistfrenchman - October 27, 2013, 7:41 pm
Old joke, very much overdone... no matter how true.
Reality Lord - February 2, 2012, 7:24 am

i'm a ron paul fan as well.


CESAR MILLAN SUCKS - Here is the new way to rehab aggressive dogs........ Community service


TAGS: cesar millan bad dog
Rating: 4.58/5

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5150monkeylove - September 3, 2010, 9:57 am
I totally agree w/ you derek. I use his techniques on a daily basis in my line of work. Now if I could only snag the owners with a leash and make them drag me around the block on fancy rollerblades until they "get it"....
Derek - September 3, 2010, 7:29 am
Cesar rules
Reality Lord - September 3, 2010, 6:15 am

....and this is a "noob". wow. dude you're a fricking natural. beauty poster!!!
agdaniele - September 3, 2010, 12:58 am
That'll break em - 5L


BAD SPELLERS OF THE WORLD UNTIE! -




WALTER WHITE - Even at 52 Years Old, he is STILL THE DANGER




VAMPIRES WERE ONCE BADASS -


TAGS: blade twilight death badass wesley
Rating: 4.17/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 17, 2012, 1:35 am
Were you trying to spell "Heresy"? (opinion or doctrine at variance with the orthodox or accepted doctrine)
boeweizer - August 6, 2010, 9:46 am
InDeeD
Koradan - June 30, 2010, 7:02 pm
OH... HELL... YEAH!


REALITY -


TAGS: life time human nature death expendable crew destiny sad bad day tv show star trek episode
Rating: 3.92/5

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Sean - May 23, 2010, 1:49 am
Set phasers on ... sigh.
Derek - February 1, 2010, 7:00 pm
Yep, I feel I'm Scotty every day.
agdaniele - October 25, 2009, 12:11 am
So, necrophilia, then?
The Goat - October 25, 2009, 12:08 am
Actually that red shirt fits her figure well!


MONEY LAUNDERING - Well, of course that's what it means.




CHOICE -


TAGS: choice better bad forced good
Rating: 4.81/5

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gas - January 26, 2012, 2:18 pm
That remembers me an episode of Breaking Bad: "I accept who I am. I'm the bad guy". 5L!


ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE -


TAGS: zombies seek out convenience store walmart like everyone else embrace the change though rotting flesh will most likely smell bad
Rating: 3.57/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2009, 7:57 am
There is no correct # of O's.....Moo+ will do fine.
Bartimaeus - October 15, 2009, 10:37 pm
Thanks, mooooooooooooooooooo. (I hope I spelled your name right. Enough o's?) I'm glad you liked it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 15, 2009, 10:27 pm
This is excellent Bart. 5 Lions.


UNBEARABLE -


TAGS: bad joke bear
Rating: 3.19/5

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hangmanheadphones - October 8, 2010, 3:59 am
A pun is only as good as the groan it recieves. Buddy, you got it.
pzykosiz - October 7, 2010, 5:55 pm
i've much longer versions of this joke, but it's a good one


CUB SCOUTS THE WORLD OVER -


TAGS: scouting merit badges
Rating: 4.44/5

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tomyironmane - July 19, 2013, 6:17 pm
No... Trigger... Discipline...
MashiMashi - September 11, 2012, 11:26 am
Knock-off real good ones d*** good ones no-country cold afford to hand them out like this. For one MP% you could arm each of them with an AK-47 and a RPG.
Untamedfifty - October 15, 2010, 7:54 pm
im still trying to figure out where they got mp5's
hootizz - October 15, 2010, 5:33 pm
Yes.., and the 'honor' badge is REALLY different...!!


BAD DAY ? - When you're having one of "those" days Just try to remember Your reason for being




MY SOLE PURPOSE - In this lifetime is to be a bad example ...


TAGS: sole purpose be bad example
Rating: 4.92/5

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nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 9:28 pm
He's being a bad example by enjoying life. Monks are self adoring hypocrites.
Zetmonk - June 15, 2012, 2:09 am
I want to meet that man!
Bull - June 14, 2012, 5:19 pm
My thoughts exactly!!


404 NOT FOUND!!!!! - Phew, Just a broken link Almost got the rope and wobbly chair out Guess I'll live to fight another day.


TAGS: see i told you change was bad
Rating: 2.79/5

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DJA - October 18, 2009, 2:11 pm
Perhaps this is just to Genius to be appreciated as truly hilarious, or maybe it is just not funny at all.
BoneCD - June 25, 2009, 2:55 pm
It's the "Zamboni Effect"...
LogicDude - June 25, 2009, 12:47 pm
My apologies...my 5 lions took it from a perfect score of 2.9 to a horrible 3.1 - Sorry!
LogicDude - June 25, 2009, 12:46 pm
Well mooooooo, the internet begins in America (at Al Gore's house in Tennessee) so the new site had to get through Customs at the border before it could reach your PC in Canada...that's probably too technical for you, but that's my theory. 5L anywho!
moooooooooooooooooooo - June 24, 2009, 11:17 pm
Thanks Sean. But It had so much more potential. (Wait I hear my mother talking)
Sean - June 24, 2009, 11:14 pm
"rope and wobbly chair" ... love that turn of phrase. This is funny.
mooooooooooooooooo - June 24, 2009, 11:08 pm
Thanks Haar,My support group says I shouldn't take things so personally. But I really thought I was gonna be Funny this time. Ah well, Back to the first step.
Haarakkon - June 24, 2009, 11:04 pm
All good, moooooooo. Fully understandable frustration, and a moment worthy of commemoration.
moooooooooooooo - June 24, 2009, 10:59 pm
"would a been funny" poster. Then I booted up my laptop and discovered I was a drooling motard.
mooooooooooooooooooo - June 24, 2009, 10:58 pm
OK I guess I owe everyone an explanation. I guess my shortcut to Motifake got broken somehow, So I thought we were all getting the same 404 error. Since the site was so marvelously upgraded today I a**umed it was the site not my PC,so I made this
moooooooooooooooooo - June 24, 2009, 10:23 pm
Well, f*** you too.


REGRET - What has been done, cannot be undone.




Breaking Bad -




LIGHTNING TORNADO - natures baddass


TAGS: lightning baddass tornado nature
Rating: 3.11/5

More motifakes by tymondude

nicholsjoshua15 - June 21, 2015, 1:09 pm
Is it nature's badass, or just an angry Sith Lord?
GreyScorpion - March 20, 2010, 11:32 am
ahh, that'd be me too. I'll go stand in the corner now :-(
faceplant - March 20, 2010, 4:01 am
its a volcano, not a tornado... god some people are f***ing stupid
agdaniele - March 20, 2010, 4:00 am
When your avatar crosses his arms, he looks like he's wearing a tube top. That's hawt.
Produceman117 - March 20, 2010, 3:59 am
dammit...
agdaniele - March 20, 2010, 3:57 am
LMAO! Produce is gonna march on Washington state!
Produceman117 - March 20, 2010, 3:57 am
YOUR SPELLING: One of the few times that double Ds looked so stupid.
Bartimaeus - March 20, 2010, 3:57 am
Produce is in the closet!
Produceman117 - March 20, 2010, 3:56 am
Me? Oh yeah. I'm just a closet grammar Na- never mind.
Bartimaeus - March 20, 2010, 3:55 am
THE EDGE: Yup, you've reached your "masturbation limit." God won't warn you again.
agdaniele - March 20, 2010, 3:54 am
Daddy daycare ain't lovin life?
MrRandom - March 20, 2010, 3:53 am
God : He gets pissy during March Madness
Produceman117 - March 20, 2010, 3:52 am
APOSTROPHE "S": Remember that for next time, ddude. (4 times)
Bartimaeus - March 20, 2010, 3:46 am
Looks amazing Pro! Truly epic! Thanks for letting me peek.
agdaniele - March 20, 2010, 3:46 am
Now, three times. Thanks, Bart! LOL!!!!
agdaniele - March 20, 2010, 3:44 am
The pic has been used twice before... and sadly, with only slightly better quality. Sad that it was used, as other pics, so irresponsibly.
Bartimaeus - March 20, 2010, 3:44 am
"LIGHTNING TORNADO: d*** it! We just got flood insurance!" "LIGHTNING TORNADO: God's way of saying 'Yeah, I can do whatever...atheist.'"
Produceman117 - March 20, 2010, 3:44 am
Bart: A sneak peek via PM in 3..2...1...
Bartimaeus - March 20, 2010, 3:40 am
Here's a better one... "LIGHTNING TORNADO: that's what she said." Brilliant, I know.
Produceman117 - March 20, 2010, 3:39 am
Mine was because it's an interesting picture, but that caption...
agdaniele - March 20, 2010, 3:32 am
Is it the same as my sigh? Because I wanted to ream everyone involved in this poster... the user, artist, ph**ographer, english teachers, 'no child left behind' proponents, Paris Hilton, Retrochop, and the approver.
Produceman117 - March 20, 2010, 3:23 am
Absolutely.
agdaniele - March 20, 2010, 3:21 am
Veggie? sigh?
Produceman117 - March 20, 2010, 3:19 am
*sighs*
agdaniele - March 19, 2010, 12:18 pm
Ok.


PAINTING A WORD PICTURE -




TALLAHASSEE - I looked up BADASS in the dictionary and saw his picture.




FALCOR - Before the whole never-ending adventure even got started.




BAD THINGS - Come to those who wait It's called death




LEMAT -


TAGS: lemat revolver badass sh**gun confederate
Rating: 4.56/5

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maoworks2 - March 30, 2012, 12:18 pm
That"s Nice.


THIS IS NOT WHAT I HAD HOPED FOR !!! - You know when your life starts off like this, it will probably be short lived and most likely totally suck...




Tuco - The Original Gangsta -


TAGS: good bad ugly tuco sidegrip
Rating: 5/5

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BobbEdwards - September 21, 2013, 11:07 pm
Eli Wallach is still alive, too. He'll be 98 in December!
GaryO - August 8, 2013, 5:46 pm
Bingo!
curlyrocks - August 8, 2013, 2:56 pm
Awesome BE, simply awesome.


2-64 AGAINST LEFTIES - I was going to write something funny here, but instead i thought i would just bask in the ineptitude that is Adam Dunn


TAGS: bad baseball sport strike out
Rating: 4/5

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caveman - July 17, 2011, 12:02 am
i'm here with you, i'm a diamondbacks fan
ICEMAN - July 16, 2011, 11:54 pm
Don't remind me. He used to be a Diamondback.


JAMARCUS RUSSELL - To simply call him a 'bust' would be an insult to the likes of Ryan Leaf




DUDE! - Two words -- "Tic Tac" -- Seriously! (This coming from a dog who eats his own poop!)




OVERCOMPENSATION -




I KNOW... - The sun never sets on a Badass




BITTERLY-DIVORCED MEN - Their insight and acumen is sorely missed in the contemporary advertising world.


TAGS: vw volksagen beetle women drivers bad fail owned
Rating: 4.6/5

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 10:28 pm
heh. "Blow it in her face and she'll follow you forever" or, you know, until you can't run anymore and she gives you a high-heel to the scrotum.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 13, 2014, 12:29 am
I actually can't watch Madmen. My wife began to watch it.... I almost made it to half of season 1.
spacedog - June 12, 2010, 9:43 pm
Nice.5L
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 2:42 am
Wonderful. 5


AAA - "Is this AAA Roadside assistance? My name is Susan..." "Say no more, what is your location, Ma'am."


TAGS: women bad drivers
Rating: 3.48/5

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urwis - December 4, 2012, 2:13 pm
Holland drivers...not so rare situation there ;)
Krissie - March 26, 2010, 7:32 pm
5L....AWESOME!
CANADA - October 22, 2009, 9:10 pm
love it!
RONSART - October 22, 2009, 4:54 pm
LOL!!!!!!...my 5L
Lex - October 22, 2009, 4:50 pm
My guess is she was on the d*** phone during this episode of "how to high center a vehicle". 5L
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 22, 2009, 4:26 pm
I like it! 5 lions.


IT'S A TRAP -


TAGS: badgers natures bastards
Rating: 3.37/5

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Zed - November 9, 2009, 7:18 pm
I think he's referring to a YOUTube meme: "Badger, badger, badger, mushroom, MUSHROOM!"
DreMagnum - November 9, 2009, 5:49 pm
god d***t kevin.....i mean derek
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2009, 5:46 pm
No! Derek....BAD Derek......
Sean - November 9, 2009, 5:42 pm
Try to keep up Derek. No one said this was a wolverine. Hence the discussion of cousins.
Derek - November 9, 2009, 5:39 pm
Badger, badger, badger...
LogicDude - October 28, 2009, 7:18 am
Then that would make them 1st Cousins twice removed.
CANADA - October 28, 2009, 1:36 am
i have only seen two live wolverines not in captivity, and they both ate from my 12 guage.
agdaniele - October 28, 2009, 12:20 am
LOL!!!!
Zed - October 28, 2009, 12:16 am
I'd ask, but even zombies fear something.
agdaniele - October 28, 2009, 12:12 am
1st or 2nd cousins? Just asking... no particular reason.
Zed - October 28, 2009, 12:11 am
Their Canadian cousin, the wolverine is even worse, single wolverines have been known to kill Kodiak Bears, which are even larger and more vicious than Grizzlys!
Bah - October 27, 2009, 1:32 am
But he's so cuuuuute! I just wanna rub his tummy! Tickle Tickle wittle guyah! Ah! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!


TOUGH ROOSTER - Yeah he's in the joint, but he doesn't really give a cluck.




FRIDAY THE 13TH -




LEASHES - Now available in innocent-looking child backpacks.


TAGS: leash fail idiot bad parenting
Rating: 4.37/5

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Cubbybear - July 25, 2010, 10:16 pm
Mom needs a slap
Sean - July 25, 2010, 9:50 pm
*hard to imagine
Sean - July 25, 2010, 9:50 pm
I foresee an awkward mother-son intervention looming. Of course it's hard any non-awkward mother-son such things. Hard, but not impossible.
agdaniele - July 25, 2010, 9:41 pm
We've strayed past a few indecent innuendos there, too.
Sean - July 25, 2010, 9:38 pm
*snickers* And what does it mean when your mother is actually holding that "monkey" by the tail? I think we've strayed way past ritalin on this one.
agdaniele - July 25, 2010, 9:27 pm
Too soon in life to have a monkey on your back.


HOBOPHOBIC -


TAGS: how could drinking cleaning products make them smell so bad
Rating: 3.9/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 29, 2010, 11:25 pm
?
boeweizer - April 30, 2010, 10:43 pm
everybody on motifake has there own style
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 7:08 pm
Don't come back onto this site and start criticizing regulars. That's not how we ever did things.. even back when you were here before.
Signe - April 4, 2010, 7:06 pm
yeah whatever
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 7:03 pm
Shut up, signe.
Signe - April 4, 2010, 7:02 pm
Hmm this doesn't look like a motifake


BADASS -


TAGS: badass baby
Rating: 3.27/5

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Cubbybear - July 22, 2010, 12:56 pm
That's the face I make when I taste a bad nipple too. 4/5 Good job


BADASSITUDE - Because you'll never be this awesome crushing a picture




End of watch -




COMPETITION -




OVERDONE - a great way to get your lousy holiday decorating posted on the internet




THE DUKE - Chuck Norris is not worthy of licking his boots.


TAGS: one bad ass duke
Rating: 4/5

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jameswnash - August 21, 2010, 12:40 am
Duke F'ing Wayne! And five pounds of undigested red meat
kvash3154 - May 28, 2010, 5:47 pm
5L's, and a tip of the hat to the Duke.
ICEMAN - January 2, 2010, 12:09 am
Duke = coolness


TERROR TANTRUMS - Read this sign and avoid one.


TAGS: signs bad parenting kids warnings
Rating: 3.79/5

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thatonechick - December 12, 2009, 11:15 am
I don't see this poster often enough. XD
Krissie - October 13, 2009, 1:31 am
AMEN!
Pacifist - September 21, 2009, 12:57 pm
That's it I'm throwing a tantrum!
north star - September 21, 2009, 12:52 pm
The sign rocks! - 5 lions for you


FINALLY PETE WON -




CHILDREN -


TAGS: bad puns are fun
Rating: 3.15/5

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PARENTING - Cause she's better than your mother


TAGS: parenting mother bad better baby
Rating: 2.56/5

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TheOne - December 16, 2010, 6:55 pm
Learn Some thing every day aye?
rerun - December 16, 2010, 6:22 pm

If it is an exact copy (text/image) from anywhere it is plagerism UNLESS you made the initial post (wherever that original post may be)
TheOne - December 16, 2010, 6:17 pm
Curious Question:is it plagerism if someone else uses it in a motifake.
Faceplant31 - December 16, 2010, 4:47 pm
That comment is a million times better than this fake.
RoninJedi - December 16, 2010, 1:47 pm
misplacing a BLT is a serious matter


PERMANENT PATHETIC - This is what happens when you don't see their artwork first...


TAGS: tattoo bad drawing
Rating: 2.27/5

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thatonechick - May 11, 2010, 9:33 am
PERMANENT PATHETIC The Motifaker who returns to insult people because his Motifakes aren't funny!
rerun - March 12, 2010, 5:04 pm

I love upsetting Catholics, that is why I keep getting married to them.
Jatropheus - March 12, 2010, 12:16 am
I am a TRUE moderate, trying to avoid partisan politics - which is why I am leaving this site entirely.
Jatropheus - March 12, 2010, 12:15 am
Obviously, the mods approve Republican propaganda (have seen nothing of any other viewpoint here) and fear upsetting Catholics... plus, they do not notify if a submission is not approved, or why.
Jatropheus - March 12, 2010, 12:15 am
You have that right, and I have the right to vote with my me***horical feet.
Jatropheus - March 12, 2010, 12:15 am
Bye, I am gone, and glad, since I can't delete, that I only submitted a few barely passable works instead of something I would be proud of to this partisan sheople site.
Jatropheus - March 12, 2010, 12:14 am
I think my 7 year old would do much better...
spacedog - March 3, 2010, 6:21 pm
HA! That is sofa king bad! Who the hell let's an eight year old give you a tattoo?
Derek - March 3, 2010, 3:46 pm
They probably had and are very proud


SOMEBODY HELP ME! -


TAGS: ladder knife bad grammar feas
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - January 25, 2014, 12:35 pm
Oh wait! Now it's back!
Greeny - January 25, 2014, 12:34 pm
Feas' avatar disappeared... *sniff*


Bonnets are Badass -


TAGS: bonets are badass firefly malcolm
Rating: 5/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - April 1, 2014, 12:28 am
Firefly was the best show ever, am I right?
nicholsjoshua15 - April 1, 2014, 12:28 am
Firefly was the best show ever, am I right?
EmilioDumphque - March 30, 2014, 12:09 am
If wishes were horses, we'd all be eating steak!


Bad Hair Day -


TAGS: bad hair day solution hat
Rating: 4.89/5

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Greeny - August 18, 2013, 5:30 am
Pesky rinds...


AN OMG MOMENT -


TAGS: bad jokes
Rating: 4.79/5

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MissPriss - March 2, 2013, 9:22 am
Well ya never want to hit delete...the ultimate last call!
Rudedog - March 2, 2013, 12:09 am
I always hit ALT and things end up weird.


SUBSTITUTE REFEREES - Touchdown!!! ... NO Touchdown!!! ...Touchdown!!! ... "Upon further review of the play, we find you get what you pay for when you hire referees"


TAGS: referee greenbay packers seahawks bad
Rating: 4.55/5

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falloutghoul - September 28, 2012, 5:01 pm
Holy crap! I live in Kewaunee County.
Sh8kes - September 26, 2012, 10:03 pm
Thanks for the Advice about the color, I agree, it came out a bit dark
motinet - September 26, 2012, 10:10 am

Should post these to http://www.sportingbreakdown.com/
ughomer - September 26, 2012, 9:43 am
Emilio is right. Good first poster, though. I live in Green Bay and we got robbed!!!
EmilioDumphque - September 26, 2012, 3:48 am
Better start using a brighter color for your text.


BAD KIDS - This is what happens when Daddy doesn't do as I say!


TAGS: bad kids
Rating: 4.33/5

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ashyknees13 - July 24, 2010, 2:57 pm
Thank you
Reality Lord - July 23, 2010, 8:39 pm

oh come one...this is really funny. 5L from the noob, nice 1


PAD BUNS -




HAVE YOU EVER HAD - Just one of those days?


TAGS: halo day bad
Rating: 2.92/5


THANKSGIVING -


TAGS: life time day celebration joke smart hidden turkey november good bad led zeppelin album 1969
Rating: 2.75/5

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rockntractor - November 27, 2009, 11:53 pm
Now that's hilarious!


BAD THINGS THAT HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE #2 - The frisbee in the Canyon




BADGES? - We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinkin' badges!


TAGS: badge
Rating: 2/5

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Arvantillian - April 8, 2011, 8:59 am
Badgers?? we dont need no stinking badgers!!...UHF for the WIN
FatherTyme - April 1, 2011, 6:51 pm
Once again, my education continues, I just came up with something but alas, once submitted becomes the sole property of Motifake Inc. Worldwide. Thank you RL
Reality Lord - April 1, 2011, 6:43 pm

yup...great movie indeed. the poster however...dude put some spin on it. make it funny, make it original, anything but the actual line from the movie with the actual ph**o.
spacedog - April 1, 2011, 5:48 pm
Great movie.


THE WORLD IS AMSOME -




DEFINITION: BAD DAY - Getting hit by a train AND having your dead carcass flung on top of a transmission pole.


TAGS: deer bad day train transmission pole dead
Rating: 4/5

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Derek - March 2, 2010, 6:01 pm
Not that the dead care. Many of the big cats drag their prey into trees. Any puma in that locale?


ANNOYING PEOPLE - When your in the business of customer service, you do your best not to reach out and slap the annoying ones.


TAGS: bad customer
Rating: 3/5

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BoneCD - December 9, 2009, 11:41 pm
Hey...I just drank 6 cups of expresso...so, if you don't mind, you'll be the b*** of my caffeine for an hour or so (commas and apostrophes...d***)
Produceman117 - December 9, 2009, 11:38 pm
I know.
BoneCD - December 9, 2009, 11:37 pm
Joke
Produceman117 - December 9, 2009, 11:35 pm
Noted, Bone.
CANADA - December 9, 2009, 11:31 pm
I failed that lesson!
BoneCD - December 9, 2009, 11:26 pm
My wife calls it "Playing the Game"...Me, I've been know to slap the sh1t out of people (note the comma Veggie)


Monday -


TAGS: frown bad horrible
Rating: 2.56/5

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GoForthAndDie - December 7, 2008, 8:31 pm
An hour after hitting the Taco Bell drive-thru.


OUCH! - well, don't say we didn't warn you


TAGS: ouch funny fun pain painful death sports drunk military sign god signs braw badass bad ass bad failure fail sad heart dead stabbed
Rating: 2.14/5

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freestyler - November 24, 2009, 2:05 pm
nice hijack


I GOT A MILLION OF THEM -




JOBS - And you thought your job sucked.


TAGS: jobs careers bad fish smelly
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by paulosportivo

GaryO - January 16, 2014, 9:29 am
More like; ‘Waiter, this crab tastes like shyt!’ ‘Sir, it’s surimi.’ ‘WTF is surimi?!!” ‘Fish shyt, sir.’
Greeny - January 16, 2014, 6:00 am
"Surimi, What is Susan Park’s phone number?" "Surimi, When is my next appointment?” Had to try it - doesn't work...
GaryO - January 15, 2014, 10:15 pm
Heh, that’s surimi. And that pic looks better than it usually is. Usually it’s just fish guts….soon to become your grocery store ‘crab’ meat. Working on a fish processor ship is an experience.
demon001 - January 15, 2014, 6:51 pm
I've got a friend who fixes septic tanks! This is better.
CloudchaserS - September 5, 2011, 12:43 am
First I thought "This is a job for Mike Rowe." Then I saw the "bad fish" tags and thought this looks like a tribute to Sublime
Verdeckt - September 4, 2011, 5:31 pm
You should upload this pic to Work Totally Sucks also.


SOMEONE ELSE'S BAD DAY - they make mine seem so much better


TAGS: badday car submerged
Rating: 4.54/5

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rerun - July 23, 2013, 9:26 pm

It's all about perspective.


MY FATHER -


TAGS: father good bad grave death
Rating: 4.47/5

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carebear - March 13, 2012, 5:48 pm
(carebear BANNED)
Rick69 - March 13, 2012, 5:27 pm
Interesting take you have there... I was think more along the lines of "work" but, of course, everything is open to interpretations...
carebear - March 12, 2012, 10:18 pm
(carebear BANNED)


RED RIDING HOOD -




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